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Chad Johnson shuts us up

A while back we told Chad Johnson that he should reconsider racing a horse because we thought that he’d get smoked. Well, when you’re wrong, you’re wrong and this time we were wrong. Ocho-Cinco ended up being the one doing the smoking (no, not that kind of smoking) as he torched that colt like he torches, well, the Colts.

But what really surprised us was what Johnson said after the race as he called out Floyd Mayweather, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and some NASCAR hillbilly to take him on in their respective professions. Listen, we all know that Johnson is a helluvan athlete but surely he’s bitten off more than his big mouth can chew this time. That stupid horse might have made us look stupid but there is no way CJ KO’s Mayweather or dunks on LBJ. Is there?

2 replies on “Chad Johnson shuts us up”

Jeff Gordon and Chad Johnson — Before you call Jeff Gordon a hillbilly maybe you should check his Nascar stats or his bank account. What a MORON you are!

Ocho… — got a 100 yard headstart. Come on 100 yards!! This is complete crap he couldn’t outrun a horse.

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